Tuesday, December 21, 2010

What is an IT professional?

A janitor for a computer system.

In the old days, the IT person was called the SysAdmin.  And do you know what a SysAdmin is?  It's the fucking janitor for a computer system.  The SysAdmin handles things like handing out passwords, just like how a janitor always has a huge ring of keys on his belt...like being the key master.  "If you want to get into any locked rooms...see me!"  The SysAdmin does "maintenance" on the computers, just like a janitor does maintenance in a building.

I had an idiot boss once who, in an effort to belittle me in a meeting said, "Do you realize I spent 20 years as a systems administrator?"  I wanted to say, "Oh... am I supposed to be impressed?  You mean in 20 years you never got a promotion, you dumb fuck?" 
IT professionals perform a variety of functions (IT Disciplines/Competencies) that range from installing applications to designing complex computer networks and information databases. A few of the duties that IT professionals perform may include data management, networking, engineering computer hardware, database and software design, as well as management and administration of entire systems.
That was obviously written by an IT guy trying to make his job sound important 

Installing applications?  That's loading a CD on the computer.  A monkey can do that.

Designing complex computer networks?  I think you just connect everything together and it works.  That stuff was figured out a long time ago.

Information databases?  Is there any other kind of database?

Duties include data management?  Isn't that just a database?

Networking?  Being on Facebook?

Engineering computer hardware?  They don't really do that.

Database and software design?  Big fucking deal.

Management and administration of entire systems?  Exactly, SysAdmin... the fucking janitor of the computer!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_technology

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Here's a really, really stupid woman!!!

The gunman told her she could leave...but nooooo...

Watch what she does at 0:42 seconds.


I can't believe the guy didn't shoot that stupid bitch.   Like he needed any more aggrivation at that moment!!!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Fox News

I swear...you can almost see their snatches!!!

Fox News is brought to you by Clitoral Dancer.

Who the fuck ever came up with the word "snatch," anyway? (I liked the movie, though.)

How about CUSS?  I'm serious,  The Campaign for Unshaved Snatch.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Republicans tell 9/11 responders to go fuck themselves.

Senate Democrats failed Thursday to win a procedural vote to open debate on a bill that would provide medical benefits and compensation for emergency workers who were first on the scene of the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

The motion for cloture, or to begin debate, needed 60 votes to pass due to a Republican filibuster, but fell short at 57-42 in favor.
They said it would be too expensive.  Of course they intend to approve any bill that continues the tax break for the rich, costing $100's of billions more than medical benefits for the first responders.  Heil Das Kapitalism! Slimeball, pieces o' shit, all of them.  Run those motherfuckers right out of town!!!
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Thursday, December 9, 2010

Sarah Palin says Wikileaks founder "Un-American"


Yet another slanderous and insulting accusation from the Tea Party?
Hackers in London that the Palin team believe to be affiliated with “Operation Payback” – a group of supporters of Julian Assange and Wikileaks – have tried to shut down SarahPac and have disrupted Sarah and Todd Palin’s personal credit card accounts, SarahPAC aide Rebecca Mansour said.

“No wonder others are keeping silent about Assange's antics,” Palin emailed ABC News. “This is what happens when you exercise the First Amendment and speak against his sick, un-American espionage efforts.”
Hey douchebag...he's NOT American.

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The Right Wing has some Damn Nice Animated Videos


They must have a lot of money to spend by the looks of these videos.
http://politizoid.com/

Monday, December 6, 2010

Fw: Fwd: Fwd: ONLY 31 WORDS....Think About It.

I'm always getting these forwarded emails that are circulated by friends who are right wing conservatives.  Coming from a right winger, these patriotic type things rarely hold up to scrutiny.  Here's what it said:
"Isn't life strange? I never met one Veteran who enlisted to fight for Socialism."
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG,
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ,
AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS,
ONE NATION UNDER GOD,
INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
If Muslims can pray daily on Madison Avenue in NYC, why are Christians banned from praying in public and erecting religious displays on their holy days or any day?

"I was asked to send this on if I agree, or delete if I don't.

It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God.

Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having 'In God! We Trust' on our money and having 'God' in the Pledge of Allegiance.

I believe it's time we stand up for what we believe!
If you agree, pass this on, if not, delete."
~~~o~~~
Life is even stranger when you have your facts right.
  • The Pledge of Allegiance was written in 1892 by Francis Bellamy, a Baptist minister and a SOCIALIST.
  • Bellamy lost his job as a Baptist minister for delivering sermons on such topics as "Jesus the Socialist." 
  • The words "under God" were added in 1954, 62 years after it was written.
  • Until 1942, when it was changed by FDR, when reciting the POA, civilians saluted the flag by extending the right arm.  Yes, the Nazi salute.


"Heil Hitler"

Also, I'm pretty sure Christians can pray anywhere Muslims pray in this country.  Nothing like that is banned.  And I see plenty of religious displays around the holidays.


Here's the original Pledge of Allegiance:

I pledge allegiance to my flag and the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all.