What is an IT professional?

A janitor for a computer system.

In the old days, the IT person was called the SysAdmin.  And do you know what a SysAdmin is?  It's the fucking janitor for a computer system.  The SysAdmin handles things like handing out passwords, just like how a janitor always has a huge ring of keys on his belt...like being the key master.  "If you want to get into any locked rooms...see me!"  The SysAdmin does "maintenance" on the computers, just like a janitor does maintenance in a building.

I had an idiot boss once who, in an effort to belittle me in a meeting said, "Do you realize I spent 20 years as a systems administrator?"  I wanted to say, "Oh... am I supposed to be impressed?  You mean in 20 years you never got a promotion, you dumb fuck?" 

IT professionals perform a variety of functions (IT Disciplines/Competencies) that range from installing applications to designing complex computer networks and information databases. A few of the duties that IT professionals perform may include data management, networking, engineering computer hardware, database and software design, as well as management and administration of entire systems.

That was obviously written by an IT guy trying to make his job sound important 

Installing applications?  That's loading a CD on the computer.  A monkey can do that.

Designing complex computer networks?  I think you just connect everything together and it works.  That stuff was figured out a long time ago.

Information databases?  Is there any other kind of database?

Duties include data management?  Isn't that just a database?

Networking?  Being on Facebook?

Engineering computer hardware?  They don't really do that.

Database and software design?  Big fucking deal.

Management and administration of entire systems?  Exactly, SysAdmin... the fucking janitor of the computer!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_technology

Here's a really, really stupid woman!!!

The gunman told her she could leave...but nooooo...

Watch what she does at 0:42 seconds.

I can't believe the guy didn't shoot that stupid bitch.   Like he needed any more aggrivation at that moment!!!

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Fox News

I swear...you can almost see their snatches!!!

Fox News is brought to you by Clitoral Dancer.

Who the fuck ever came up with the word "snatch," anyway? (I liked the movie, though.)

How about CUSS?  I'm serious,  The Campaign for Unshaved Snatch.

Republicans tell 9/11 responders to go fuck themselves.

Senate Democrats failed Thursday to win a procedural vote to open debate on a bill that would provide medical benefits and compensation for emergency workers who were first on the scene of the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

The motion for cloture, or to begin debate, needed 60 votes to pass due to a Republican filibuster, but fell short at 57-42 in favor.

They said it would be too expensive.  Of course they intend to approve any bill that continues the tax break for the rich, costing $100's of billions more than medical benefits for the first responders.  Heil Das Kapitalism! Slimeball, pieces o' shit, all of them.  Run those motherfuckers right out of town!!!

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Sarah Palin says Wikileaks founder "Un-American"

Yet another slanderous and insulting accusation from the Tea Party?

Hackers in London that the Palin team believe to be affiliated with “Operation Payback” – a group of supporters of Julian Assange and Wikileaks – have tried to shut down SarahPac and have disrupted Sarah and Todd Palin’s personal credit card accounts, SarahPAC aide Rebecca Mansour said.

“No wonder others are keeping silent about Assange's antics,” Palin emailed ABC News. “This is what happens when you exercise the First Amendment and speak against his sick, un-American espionage efforts.”

Hey douchebag...he's NOT American.

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The Right Wing has some Damn Nice Animated Videos

They must have a lot of money to spend by the looks of these videos.
http://politizoid.com/

Fw: Fwd: Fwd: ONLY 31 WORDS....Think About It.

I'm always getting these forwarded emails that are circulated by friends who are right wing conservatives.  Coming from a right winger, these patriotic type things rarely hold up to scrutiny.  Here's what it said:

"Isn't life strange? I never met one Veteran who enlisted to fight for Socialism."

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG,
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ,
AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS,
ONE NATION UNDER GOD,
INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

If Muslims can pray daily on Madison Avenue in NYC, why are Christians banned from praying in public and erecting religious displays on their holy days or any day?

"I was asked to send this on if I agree, or delete if I don't.

It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God.

Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having 'In God! We Trust' on our money and having 'God' in the Pledge of Allegiance.

I believe it's time we stand up for what we believe!
If you agree, pass this on, if not, delete."

~~~o~~~

Life is even stranger when you have your facts right.

• The Pledge of Allegiance was written in 1892 by Francis Bellamy, a Baptist minister and a SOCIALIST.
• Bellamy lost his job as a Baptist minister for delivering sermons on such topics as "Jesus the Socialist." 
• The words "under God" were added in 1954, 62 years after it was written.
• Until 1942, when it was changed by FDR, when reciting the POA, civilians saluted the flag by extending the right arm.  Yes, the Nazi salute.

"Heil Hitler"

Also, I'm pretty sure Christians can pray anywhere Muslims pray in this country.  Nothing like that is banned.  And I see plenty of religious displays around the holidays.


Here's the original Pledge of Allegiance:

I pledge allegiance to my flag and the republic for which it stands: one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all.

If you listen to Glenn Beck...

...in order to get to the truth you'll need the secret decoder ring.

To do it manually, you take the square root of the inverse of the opposite of everything he says.

Truth = sqrt (-1/x), where x = Glenn Beck

1. Note that taking the square root of a negative number yields an imaginary number which accounts for the fact that most of what he says is pure imagination (read bullshit.)
2. In the novel "The Da Vinci Code," the character Robert Langdon jokes that character Sophie Neveu "believes in the imaginary number  because it helps her break code" (Brown 2003, p. 351)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imaginary_number

The Tea Party Loves Thomas Paine

Tea baggers like Glenn Beck, and others, like to give their simple-message-for-simple-minded-people, i.e., "common sense <fill in the blank>" an air of respectability by saying (and writing) that (certain) founding fathers would have embraced their nonsense.  That's BULLSHIT!!! 


One of their favorites is Thomas Paine, who published a pamphlet entitled, Common Sense, in 1776.  Glenn Beck likened himself to Paine by putting out a book that looks like, and has the same name as, Paine's Common Sense.

Beck has the audacity to claim the book was inspired by Thomas Paine.  Apparently not inspired enough to actually read anything Paine wrote.  Paine would have had a field day ripping apart Beck's Mormon pseudo-religion.  For one thing, it hadn't yet been invented in Paine's time.  (I have Beck's book but just can't seem to read more than half a page before I get distracted.)

Lately I've seen a banner on a Tea Party website for a book put out by some knuckleheads called "The American Civil Rights Union."  They're a bunch of religious kooks who hate Obama and the ACLU.  The book is called, These are the Times that Try Men's Souls, America - Then and Now In The Words of Tom Paine.

"What would Thomas Paine Say?"

He'd probably say, "FUCK OFF!!!"  What's funny is that Tea Partiers refer to people who are smarter than them, like Obama, as "elitists."  Obviously they hadn't thoroughly vetted Paine because, if they had, they would have known he was an elitist of the highest order.  Paine was involved with a group called the Society of Twelve, a local, élite intellectual group while living in England.  However, for now, Thomas Paine is their man.

"A new generation of American patriots — Tea Partiers, among many other ordinary citizens — will learn that their contemporary cause aspires to the same ideal as Paine’s: freedom. This book will become a classic in the literature of liberty.” - Colin A. Hanna, president, Let Freedom Ring

“Every Tea Partier and political candidate must read John Armor’s revival of Thomas Paine’s works to best understand what we’re
fighting for, and against, in 2010 and 2012." — Jed Babbin

Hey Tea Baggers...after you're done reading that, I've got some more shit you can read:

"The Christian system of religion is an outrage on common sense." - Thomas Paine

"Yet this is trash that the Church imposes upon the world as the Word of God; this is the collection of lies and contradictions called the Holy Bible! this is the rubbish called Revealed Religion!" - Thomas Paine

"What is it the Bible teaches us? - raping, cruelty, and murder. What is it the New Testament teaches us? - to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married, and the belief of this debauchery is called faith." - Thomas Paine

"All the tales of miracles, with which the Old and New Testament are filled, are fit only for imposters to preach and fools to believe."  - Thomas Paine

Thomas Paine Quotations

BTW, Jed Babbin, who is quoted up above, was not the guy on "The Beverly Hillbillies."  He was in the H. W. Bush Administration.  I found this on Wikipedia:

Babbin feels that the Zumwalt class destroyer is less expensive and more effective than the Arleigh Burke class destroyer, however Admiral Gary Roughead, the Chief of Naval Operations has said that the switch away from the Zumwalt was in response to emerging threats and it would be less expensive to build new Burkes than it would be to reconfigure the Zumwalt to match the Navy's needs.

 That's all it says!!!  WTF?  But I did find a funny quote by him on there:

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind!" - on Hardball, January 30, 2003

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Midterm Elections: The American People Sent a Message.

We the People are:

1. stupid,
2. ill-informed,
3. completely incapable of making an intelligent decision in support of our own self-interests.

In the South Carolina primary, Alvin Greene won the Democratic nomination for senate because his name was at the top of the list and because voters thought he was Al Green the singer. Greene, the non-singer, got 59% of the vote to beat candidate Vic Rawl.  Rawl was previously elected to the South Carolina House of Representatives four times.  (Apparently voters didn't mistake him for Lou Rawls the singer.)  Greene won despite very limited campaigning and campaign spending, having no website, no yard signs, unemployed and living with his father, being involuntarily discharged from the military, and under indictment on criminal charges for showing pornographic pictures to an 18-year old female college student.   Greene lost in the November election, but still got 27.65% of the vote.
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In Delaware, running for the U.S. Senate, Christine O'Donnell, a former witch, who has spoken out against masturbation, doesn't believe in the theory of evolution, does believe there are mice with "fully functioning" human brains, received 40% of the vote.  (I also heard on Howard Stern that she has a hairy pussy.)
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I could go on.

Mice with Human Brains!!!

This is kind of late, but...I just started this blog, and Christine was back in the news again.  But, remember this?

"They are -- they are doing that here in the United States. American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they're already into this experiment." - Christine O'Donnell

Maybe one day scientists can give Christine a "fully functioning" human brain.
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Apparently 40% of the voters in Delaware have  fully functioning mouse brains.  That's how many voted for the dumb bitch.  How fucking stupid are American voters?

What if Hitler had gotten into art school?

It seems, as a young man in 1910, Adolf was all touchy-feely and artsy-fartsy until he was rejected for admission, twice, by the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna.  If he had gotten in, and been able to make a living as an artist, he might have stayed touchy-feely and artsy-fartsy instead of veering off into that whole totalitarianism thing. 

The Courtyard of the Old Residency in Munich, by Adolf Hitler, 1914

As a child, he played "Cowboys and Indians."  He attended a Catholic school located in an 11th-century Benedictine cloister, where the walls were engraved in a number of places with crests containing the symbol of the swastika. It was in Lambach that the eight-year-old Hitler sang in the church choir, took singing lessons, and even entertained the fantasy of one day becoming a priest.  link

Since when does an art school ever reject anybody?  (Any chance the people who rejected him at the art academy were jews?)

10 Paintings by Adolf Hitler

How the Tea Party sees the White House

It's the Black House now.

"We're taking our country back."

Glenn Beck's fascination with Nazis

I read a good article about Glenn Beck's book from 2009, "Arguing with Idiots: How to Stop Small Minds and Big Government."  (Actually, the comments after the article are the most interesting part.)

On the cover of his book, Beck is wearing a uniform that appears to be from the Soviet-era, possibly that of a Romanian toll booth operator.  Hmmmmm...a backwards "R" on the cover?  As with anyone on Fox cable who writes a book, it could just be a typo, although I suspect there's a sinister, but simple-minded message behind it.  It's a Cyrillic letter (pronounced ya, and meaning "I" when used alone,) in the Russian alphabet, and is probably a reference to anyone disagreeing with him as being, not only a small minded idiot, but a communist as well.  It kinda reminds me of Sarah Palin's new book.

"Though transparently ghostwritten, America by Heart captures Palin's incoherent..."

And I'll tell you what his fascination is with the Nazis: He likes the way they seized power in Germany.  He is using the same methodology.  (But he's only a pawn!!! )

Profile of Glenn Beck

His primary rules are: never allow the public to cool off; never admit a fault or wrong; never concede that there may be some good in your enemy; never leave room for alternatives; never accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong; people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it.

Very similar to Hitler's O.S.S. profile.

Pope seeks to start debate on condoms and AIDS

VATICAN CITY (AP) — Pope Benedict XVI sought to "kick-start a debate" when he said some condom use may be justified, Vatican insiders say, raising hopes the church may be starting to back away from a complete ban and allow condoms to play a role in the battle against AIDS.


For years, divisions in the Vatican have held up any effort to reconcile the church's ban on contraception with the need to help halt the spread of AIDS...


One senior Vatican official said Monday he believed the pope just "wanted to kick-start the debate." He spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the issue.


For the deeply conservative Benedict, it seemed like a bold leap into modernity — and a nightmare for many at the Vatican.


Many Vatican observers were struck by the example the pope used — that of a male prostitute — though the comments clearly were not meant to condone prostitution or homosexual conduct, which the church condemns as "intrinsically disordered."

Jesus H. Christ!  Could the Catholic church possibly be more out of touch with reality?  This pope is one arrogant son of a bitch.  To think that he has to "kick-start a debate" to decide if it's okay for a homosexual male prostitute to wear a rubber, to prevent the spread of AIDS, when he's fucking some other guy up the ass, defies all logic and decency.  How about making a rule that all the gay Catholic pedophile priests have to wear a rubber when they're nailing an altar boy up the ass.  Better yet, how about banning the buggering of alter boys altogether?  The pope is such a nit-wit can't even wrap his pointy head around that issue.  Could he possibly have his head any farther up his ass?

Then again, how many Roman Catholic homosexual male prostitutes are there in the world?  (Probably as many as there are gay pedophile priests!)  

Brings to mind a little rhyme I learned in Sunday school:


       In days of old when knights were bold,
       and rubbers were not yet invented,
       they put a sock upon their cock,
       and babies were prevented.


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What is a Liberal?

"A liberal (also leftist) is someone who rejects logical and biblical standards, often for self-centered reasons. There are no coherent liberal standards; often a liberal is merely someone who craves attention, and who uses many words to say nothing.[1] Liberalism began as a movement for individual liberties, but today is increasingly statist and, as in Europe, socialistic. "

Hey...this site is just like Wikipedia.  Pretty goddam clever.  It even has references to verify everything (even though the references point right back to the website.)  But I'm wondering, if someone rejects both "logical" AND "biblical" standards...isn't that pretty much rejection of everything?  Oh....I get it,  logical = biblical.   And if you ain't being biblical, then you ain't being logical.  You're just being stupid!!!

For more interesting facts and definitions go to:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Liberal

Adolf Hitler

Proof that a man should never underestimate the possibility that a well groomed moustache, barely the width of his nose, might greatly increase the amount of influence he has among his co-workers.